PHOENIX WRIGHT VS SANTA CLAUS

4:00AM

DONDER

BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM went the thunder

"hey bros u think harry is responsible this storm" said phoenix

"why is everything harrys fault" said santa

"because FUCK harry, dats why"

"o i c" said jesus

"but mr wright shudnt we like stop this storm" said apollo who stopped fuking athena

"yea" said phoenix "its christmas, the only storms allowed to happen are SNOW storms"

just then THUNDER HIT THE ROOF

"AAAAAAH" screamed all the no longer lovers as they ran home to cover from the storm until only phoenix and santa and jesus and apollo were left

"uhhh wow fuck this" said apollo

"yea im goin back to kurain" said jesus

"TAKE ME WITH U" shouted apollo and they both went back to kurain

"wow tanks apollo you athenafucker" said phoenix

"ok so we stopping harry or what" said santa

"yeah"

they got in the car and drove to the clouds and while they were driving phoenix got out his phone

"hey layton"

"what is it, kinda want to rest in piece pal"

"how did u do all that crazy shit in the unwound future when u got that shitty car onto that fortress thing"

"skillz"

"k tanks"

phoenix used skillz and then the car jumped off a ramp and landed on a cloud

"wat thats not how it works" said santa

"gess these... MUSTNT BE CLOUDS?"

"wooooah" said santa "but wheres this thunder coming from"

"god question"

they walked to the castle but the entrance was blocked by a strange red light

"how we get in" said phoeix

"hmmm i dont know" said santa "but i dont tink cupid or uhhhh the next one are in there so we shud be fine"

"but its harrys castle probably, i wanna kill him"

"dont worry, once we get like 8 reindeer we can break this barrier thing because plot"

"ok, now we REALLY gotta find these raindeers"

they went around to the back of the castle and found a pipe goin inside the clouds

they went down and saw black and white in front of a machine and there was a reindeer inside

and cupid was at blacks feet licking em

"stupid fucking moose thing" said black "anyway white hows teh dunder power working"

"aha" said santa quietly "that was his name, donder"

"wat but he said dunder" said phoenix

"lol hes wrong"

"hmm yes, it seems that dunders thunder energy is quite weak"

"HA" laughed black "THIS is weak, daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this guy must got POWER, AND WE NEED MOR OF IT"

"ok"

white turned the switch and they heard more thunder outside

a screen lit up and showed the tower of los angeles get blown up by litening

"AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA" laughed black "WE WILL RULE LOS ANGELES"

"what is the point, though, if we are only going to blow everything up?"

"i dont no, harry just says stuff about "we gonna make a new world without phoenix wright"

"thats not much"

"phoenix is the most annoying hero ever, getting rid of him makes anything worth it"

"true"

"HEY" shouted phoenix "I HEARD U AGREE TO THAT WHITE"

"ah no, i was... hm, im not sure what i meant by that, i apologize" said white "hey wait, how are you here?"

"oh fuck"

"GET HIM" shouted black

they ran at phoenix and santa with weapons and they ran out

"they usin my donders powers for EVIL" shouted santa "why am i even running"

santa ran back to fite but he got poked in the fat with a stick and it hurt

"OWWWWWWW" he shouted and black laughed

"that isnt most funny, black" said white

"WHATEVER IT MADE ME LAUGH"

"dammit" said phoenix cause santa was down "howm i gonna beat u"

"u wont"

"oh"

black and white walked him into a corner and raised their weapons

but then CUPID JUMPED ON BLACK AND KISS HIM

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed black "GET HIM OFF ME"

"come now, cupid." said white gently pushing him off

in that second phoenix grabbed weapon from whites hands and golfed them both off the clouds

"WEEEEEEL BE BACK SOOOOME DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" screamed black

and cupid, separated from his love, lost his curse and he was normal again

"o tank god" said santa "ok pheenix ill take ur name off the naughty list"

"ok have fun doin that a billion times"

"ok" said santa and he ctrl+a and hit delete

but that deleted the entire naughty list

"FUCK" shouted santa "ok, presents for everyone this year, even the wet bandits"

"uhhh u sure its a good idea to give em presents"

"yeah"

"ok, hope they didnt wish for anything damongantescapsfromprison-y"

so they ran to the machine and broke the control panel, fortunately it only blew up donald trumps house and thats it (not the white house, cause paul atishon is president after turnabout US elections)

and then they broke the glass even tho the sign said "DO NOT TOUCH" and got donder out of there and the thunder stopped

"YEEEES" shouted phoenix "were saved, especially now that trumps ded"

"THANKS HARRY" shouted santa

they got off the black clouds which landed on the ground now that they lost their energy and stopped flying

"ok, now we can easily go back to the castle wen we got the last reindeer" siad phoenix

he put donder and cupid in the back seat and i end of chaptered the chapter

===MEANWHILE IN PRISON===

"harry?" squeaked marv "come find me harry im scaaaared"

"hey marv" said harry (NOT potter) suddenly appearing

"the kid is back harry!" said marv

"hmmm o well" said marv "even with the kid back, i think this is gonna be a really merry christmas somehow..."

TO BE CONTINUED