PHONIX VS SANTA

5:00AM

BLIXEM

even tho they blew up the clouds, there was still lightning clouds floating around zapping people in the head making their heads go woooooahhhhwooooooahhhhWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH in shock and they make faces like O_O

"wat, why there still litening"

"it must be blixems power"

"wat i thought his name was blitzen"

"nah i have blixem written here" said santa "u people of america sure are dumb"

"we voted for trump in one timeline so yea were pretty dumb"

"shit really?" said santa "WAIT, that gives me an idea"

they drove down to the white house and paul atishon opened the door

"u fucking idiots, its 5am, if santa nos im awake i wont get free- ohai santa"

"hello" said santa "heh heh doooont worry mr atishon i no uve been a good boi this year, ull get ur presents (mainly cause i deleted the naughty list by accident"

"YES" said atishon "i love free stuff. please remember, i want a giant tv that fits the entire perimeter of the largest wall in my house no bigger no smaller"

"but howll u get it there"

"u can magic it on the wall when delivering it, also it must be made of gold, and it must value more than 5000000 dollars"

"uhhhh ok" said santa "anyway u wont get that unless u help us"

"heh heh, what is it that u want"

"blixems power may be being abused to make litening, we need ur power to fite that"

"who is blixem"

"uuuuugh blitzen"

"AHHH, ILL HELP U AT ONCE"

paul let them in and revealed to them his secret lightning fighters

"in case stuff like this happens u cna never be too prepared" said paul

"thanks atishon" said phoenix "i promise well get u ur present before u wake up tomorrow"

"GREAT" shouted atishon "just like how i will make kurain great again"

atishon went back to sleep and phoenix santa and the guys in armor and ran outside and started shooting the shit out of the guys in the clouds of litening (they were kinda like that lakitu guy in NSMB world 7 if u even got to that place)

"damn where are these guys even coming from" said santa

as he asked that phoenix noticed a car flying above them

"HARRY POTTER"

phoenix charged his legs and JUMPED TO WHERE THE CAR WAS (like layton did in those funny comics about how he got the hint coin on the moon in layton vs wright)

but then phoenix hit his head on the bottom and it made loud noise

and harry heard this noise and grabbed him and threw him into the car and it drove away with him, after harry jumped out of the car and landed on the ground

"hello, santa..." said harry

===WHERE THE CAR WENT===

phoenix woke up in jail

"WHAT HAPPENED"

there was a dark guy with a red eye but he cudnt see anything else about him

"hello phoenix wright"

"WHO IS U"

"i do not matter. u ar in jale now. have fun"

the man disappeared through the floor

"fuck, this must be castle, i no because i can see the black clouds outside" said phoenix

he walked around the prison cell, but there was nothing to use to escape, just a bed, literally zero escape

he stuck his head out between the bars and saw blixem in jale next to him

"damn how do i get to u" said phoenix and then he fell out because the bars were too wide "oh thats how lol"

phoenix went into blixems jale and told him theyd get out

but blixem was too big to get through the bars

"hmmmm" tought phoenix "how to get out... OH I KNOW TAKE THAT"

he took out the bomb he got in chapter 3 and stuck it to the wall and it blew the wall up

there wasnt anywhere to go in that place since there werent any doors so they jumped out and landed on the clouds and they ran back to santa

"hey santa i got blixem"

"YES" shouted santa "now we got 8 reindeer, we just got rudolph left, but where can he be?"

"theres only ONE place where he can be" said phoenix

TO BE CONTINUED, IN THE LAST CHAPTER