PHOENIX WRIGHT VS SANTA CLAUS

2:00AM

COMET

"ok so we no where comet is" said santa

"yea hes in space" said phoenix

"but why we in car, we cant get there with car"

then phoenix got out of the car

"we hav come to teh place where we can get to space usin somethin else"

they walked to the building and someone was waiting for them

"welcome..." said an old guy "my name is YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRIIIIII COOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOOOOOOOS, THE GREAT DIRECTER OF COSMS SPACE CENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER" he swung his hand all over the sky to make himself impressive

"woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yuri cosmos" said santa "ur tat guy"

"yes, i am that guy"

"uve been on the naughty list a lot"

"W-WHAT" shouted yuri "I ASSURE U, I GET PRESENTS EVERY YEAR"

"from ur fans"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT THE SHIIIT" shouted cosmos spinning around on his wheels

"ohai phoenix" said clay who landed next to them in specship "apollo told me u wer comin, were goin to space climb in"

they got in and the ship was like "3 2 1" and it went into space

"so were are we goin" said clay

"i saw a bunch of comets goin that way erlier" said santa pointing in a way

"ok"

they went in that way but turns out they were normal comets

"fuck" said phoenix

they went to turn wen suddenly A PLANET SMASHED INTO THEM

"AAAAAAH" said phoenix

"fuck man that planet moves fast" said santa "wat is it tho"

they got up and saw a place that looked like earth but backwards

"hey" said a man "welcome to htrae"

"tray?"

"htrae"

"o ok, gotta but teh spanish accent in it" said phoenix

"idk what spanish is but i know hsinaps (pronounced shin aps)" said man "wait spanish sounds earthish... ARE U SECRET AGENTS FROM EARTH"

"no"

"POLICE" shouted man and he called the police and they all surrounded them

"SURRONDER" shouted police (thats not a typo thats how they say it on htrae) "DO U WANT US TO SHOOT?"

"NO" shouted phoenix

"OK"

they shot, cause no on htrae means yes on earth

"owwwwwww" shouted phoenix in pain as he fell

"HA HA HA" laughed police and they left him to die (htrae justice)

and then santa reappeared with a ping

"are u ok"

but there was no response, so santa gave him life for christmas

"wow tanks best presnt evr" said phoenix "aniway we gotta get off"

"but how" said santa

"hmmm dat is gud question" said phoenix "we gotta think about this"

so they thought and santa got idea

"hey how about we fly"

"but with what tho"

"a REINDEER"

"oooo damn" said phoneix "ok, comet shud be up here somewhere, lets go get him"

so they looked around htrae planet for about idk a long time

on their search they went into a shop to get food

"hmmm they got a gameshop here" said phoenix

"ha ha ha" laughed santa

"dont u go ho ho ho"

"yea, but ha is for stuff i find dumb, and on tis planet they got lots of sonic boom games, i thoght peeple buyin OUR ones were dumb"

"lmao" said phoenix "wow this htrae must have really shitty game... OMFG SANTA LOOK THERE ON THE SHELF"

he turned his head with his hands to the right shelf and he saw LOCALIZED DGS, called "THE GREAT TURNABOUTS OF YANOSUKE RAITOU"

"wat, they using dowolf names?" shouted phoenix "whatever, at least we got it, now lets get it to earth"

but then the capcom police came and took it away

"yknow somehow i expected that to happen, almost like this has happened to me in another world" said phoenix

"thats rediculous mah boi, now lets go back to finding comet"

they left after eating and went south, like birds. eventually they made it to the south pole (which had a sign saying "elop htuos" (pronounced "elop thuos") next to it) and there was a reindeer there

"hey santa u tink thats him" said phoenix

"hmmm yes i am curtain" said santa

they ran to the raindeer

"hello people i am comment" said comment

"YES" said santa "ok lets take him back to earth"

they got on comments back and flew off htrae and into space

however after they got far away from htrae comment THREW TEM OFF HIS BACK

"OWWWWWW WTF MAN" shouted phoenix but comment beat teem both up and they floated all over space as they got hit around cause they were in space

"ha" said comment "i said my name was COMMENT not COMET, YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB"

yeah, i mean even I said his name was comment, u guys are so dumb too (unless u wer smarter than phoenix, if u wer gud job ur not dumb)

"NOW" shouted comment "time to kill u both, as i was hired by harry potter all along!"

comment prepared to fire a lazer but then phoenix heard jingle bells and suddenly ANOTHER REINDEER WAS THERE AND THERE WAS A KID WITH GLASSES RIDING HIM

the reindeer beat comment down through space and the glasses kid burned it with magic

"U SAVE US" shouted santa

"wait" said phoenix "HARRY!"

"yes" said harry "i am yrrah rettop, the htrae version of harry potter, im a good guy"

"I DONT CARE, HARRY IS HARRY" shouted phoenix and he threw him to the sun like in that shitty abridged phoenix wright series

"isnt that murder" said santa

"NO, ITS SACRIFICE TO THE RELIGION" shouted phoenix

"o fuck, this space thing is making u unintelligent, lets get u back to earth

so they got on comets back and flew back to earth

===MEANWHILE===

"dammit" said harry "he killed my htrae version, now i cant see through his eyes any more"

because he cast a spell on htrae him to make him see through his eyes in a crystal ball, yrrah really is a good guy but he didnt no bout the spell so helping phoenix would let him spy on him rip THAT plan

"that is not good" said white "what will the master say"

"he wont say anything because im harry and im his favorite" said harry "anyway the next reindeer is cupid, u know what to do?"

"yes"

"good"

TO BE CONTINUED