PHOENIX WRIGHT VS SANTA CLAUS

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VIXEM

they got out of the car where prancer said vixem was and they went into a scary house and saw a guy in a cheap black suit sleeping and they saved vixem

END OF CHAPTER

the curtain fell and then phoenix and santa were driving on the road again with vixem

"ho ho, that was eaaasy" said santa

"yeah lol" said phoenix "anyway next raindeer is comet, how we get there"

"hes in space"

"hmmmmmmm oh i know, apollo has a friend in the space place, ill call him"

he got out his phone

"hey apollo"

"i am NOT fine" said apollo "dont u know wat time it is here o wait u LIVE in this state wat u want"

"sorry bro but cud u ask clay to prepare spaceship to space"

"fine, ill wait for u at the office for wen u come back"

just then THE CAR WAS SURROUNDED BY THE POLIIIICE

"HALT WE HABE U SURROUNDED" shouted meekins

"hey meekins theres fifty bucks in the basement"

"ok"

but then before meekins cud leave gumshoe grabbed him and stopped him

"you alredy made dat joke like 3 weeks ago pal" said gumshoe

"o wright" said phoenix "but wat u want"

"ur under arrest" said gumshoe "FOR STEALIN REINDEER FROM PLAN TIFF"

"WHAAAAAAAAAT" shouted phoenix but he got arrested with santa too

"WHYYY" screamed phoenix

"we told u pal, u cant steal reindeer"

"wahhh"

"uh hey pal ur not guilty of anythin else ar u" said gumshoe thinking about his recent cases

"uhhhh nope"

"ok"

in the jail phoenix decided to defend himself and santa too

===AT THE TRIAL===

"court is in session for this civil trial" said judge

"the defense is ready ur honor" said phoenix

"i am also ready" said kyle rivers "i call the plaintiff"

and then plan tiff came, he was the guy who was a sleep in the home

they made their opening statement

"phoenix and santa broke into mr tiffs house" said kyle

"yeah" said tiff "and then they stole my reindeer, i want it back"

"HOHOHOBJECTION" shouted santa "tat is MY reindeer"

"nope" said kyle "there is no proof that it is yours"

"dammit i new i shud have given dem nametags" said santa "maybe den i wudnt keep forgetting their names"

"ok so anyway we assert the reindeer is ours" said phoenix

"ok" said kyle "i ask the plaintiff to explain case with what he saw"

===WITNESS TESTIMONY===

"i was asleep at home"

"then i herd phoenix and santa come in"

"i screamed"

"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "u didnt scream"

"HA" laughed plan tiff "how do u KNOW"

"AAAAAAH" shouted phoenix

"this means u did it" said kyle

"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "no it doesnt because... i was a WITNESS"

"WHAT" shouted plan tiff

===WITNESS TESTIMONY===

"i saw someone break a window in the home with a rock"

"i didnt hear a scream"

"agh, there does not appear to be a contradiction here" said kyle

"YEA" said phoenix

"NOOOOOOOOO FUK U KYLE RIVERS" shouted tiff "U ARE A USELESS LAWYER"

"sorry"

"NO U" shouted plan "phenix you have the raindeer with u, HOW CUD U HAVE GOT IT WITHOUT BREAKIN IN"

"but this isnt a trial for breaking in" said phoenix "this is a trial to find the owner of this reindeer"

"BUT U HAVE NO PROOF ITS URS, I HAVE A RECEIPT THAT PROVES ITS MINE" shouted plan

he presented the receipt

"accepted" said judge

"NOOOOOO" shouted phoenix

"phoenix think outside the box" said santa "we need proof that its mine"

"its yours..." said phoenix "ok lets not think "what proves its your reindeer"... lets think "what proves its santas reindeer..."

and then phoenix was shocked in horror at reveal

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" shouted phoenix "SANTA, MAKE IT FLY"

santa made it fly

"as u can see both in front of u and in the fact book that says only santa has reindeer that fly..." said phoenix and he pointed "THIS MEANS IT MUST BE SANTAS"

"AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed tiff "BUT ITS MINE NOW"

"NO IT WAS STOLEN" said phoenix

"but i have receipt wich means i bought it" said tiff

"the receipt is not fake as weve proven" said kyle

"NOOOOOO" shouted phoenix "(ok no more noooos i gotta figure this shit out)"

he did the thought train of speed thing tat is very nesessary especially the ones in the monster turnabout and turnbout time travel "i prove that its defintly vixem but he has proof that cant be forged dat he didnt steal it wich meens SOMEONE ELSE STOLE IT but where can i find out who oh right THE SELLERS NAME IS ON THE RECEET"

phoenix checked the receipt and saw it was sold by "guy in white"

"but wait this tiff guy is reely rude and also PLAN TIFF WEARS BLACK which means PLAN TIFF IS GUY IN BLACK but whats this mean"

phoenix thought about it for a second and tehn he solved it

WHITE SOLD THE REINDEER TO BLACK TO GET THE RECEIPT

"HA" shouted phoenix "i no how u got that receipt"

"no u dont phoenix" said tiff "O FUCK THAT SOUNDED SO SUSPICIOUS GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

phoenix slamm the desk "the way u got the receipt... was u got ur FRIEND to sell it to u"

"AH" shouted kyle

"yes" said nick "u and ur frend stole it, then u sold it to urselfs to make the receet appear"

"but who is this friend" said judge

"he is none other dan guy in white... because plan tiff is GUY IN BLACK"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PERFECT PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" shouted plan who was guy in black exposed

and kyle lost his hat and was shown to be guy in white

"this is quite bad" said white

"THIS MEANS" shouted phoenix "THAT THE RECEIT MEANS NOTHING, U TWO STOLE IT"

"no please" said white "perhaps we did not"

"then wares the receipt taht u bought it"

white presented a receipt

but it was from guy in black, because HE WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE IT (cause whites a gentleman)

and black didnt have another receipt so they ran

"WE FAILED U HARRY POTTER" shouted them

"woah ok..." said santa "but wait didnt they break in two"

"nah thats no ones house, its realy old and scary and noone owns it except maybe ghosts" said phoenix "black and white just pretend to live their to arrest us"

"very smart" said santa

"ok" said judge "so tis trial is over, i rule in favor of teh defense"

so phoenix LEGALLY got vixem and the trial ended and they drove out to the cosmos space center to go to space

TO BE CONTINUED