apollo justice ass hobo

chapter 3: bounty hunters

apollo justice was in the bushes spying on the house of klavier gavin with the binoculers guy from toy story

he was wearing shades to not look suspicious and also phoenixs blue hat because he was hobo so he nedded to start acting like one til he got his shit together. also he had a bandage over his eye like an eyepatch because he likes playing pirate when hes emo. he looked through the window but immedietely looked away cause there was woman in there and hes a gentleman so he looked away which annoyed lenny cause hes not a gentleman but then apollo jump in shoc when he looked in the angry eyes of KRISTOPH GAVIIIIIN

"ARRRRRR KRISTOPH I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU" shouted pirate apollo

"wtf are u talkin about pervert" said kristoph whos actually karl "im karl gavin the father of kristoph and klavier"

"OOOH sorry" said apollo but then karl grab him by the neck

"u peekin at mah wife spike HUH ARE YA" he press the shotgun at apollos massif forhead

"no NO sir i looked away sir like professor layton taught me to if i did somethin so perverted id walk de plank arrrr"

"hmph well i wont shoot ya this time i gotta save my bullets for klavier"

"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "ur not killing klavier I WILL i need de booty! i mean money"

"we shall see" said karl and he shot his gun to apollo but it barely missed and apollo fell and karl pointed gun at the ground then and fired it and it made him fly away into the sky!

"arr that swashfuckler how dare he resort to murder for soemthin stupid probably" said apollo "i must stop him by killing dat scurvy man klavier gavin!"

"..."

"u know wat fuck this pirate shit" so he drop the pirate stuff but kept the eyepatch anyway cause emo

but what apollo wasnt aware of was the man of evil watching him from the top room in the tower that was los angeles prison. the man push up his glasses because edgy and as he did so the devil got a look outside the window thru the bars too

that man was kristoph gavin the man with the devil on his hand and he was so happy to see the man he hated apollo justice was a hobo because he did the same thing to another man he hated called phoenix wright

this gave kristoph an idea so he grabbed the phone and made a call

"hello guard id like u to open my cell" said kristoph

"ok" said meekins on the phone and he came to kristoph and opened the cell "wat u want bro"

"ha" said kristoph and he put his hand on meeks face and HE TURNED INTO A HOBO

"AHH WHAT HAPEND" shouted mekins

"HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA" laughed kristoph madly "i am kristoph gavin the man who turns everyone into HOBOS! DIE WORKING PEOPLE" he waved his hand and suddenly the lives of all the policemen got crushed as they too wore blue hats and unshaven faces. kristoph laughed at their failures at getting disbarred from prison and he ran out "I WILL TURN ALL THESE FUCKERS TO SHIT" shouted kristoph

"hey daryan are u suddenly afraid" said kristoph who was around de corner

"no" said daryan

"huh ok lets go meet chief prosecutor edgeworth" said klavier

they went around the corner and kristoph was gone so they went into the office to the top floor where edgeworths office was

"hello mr gavin and daryan my favourite prosecutors" said edgeworth "what can i do for u"

"we need to save apollo" said daryan

"yes i agree but dont tell anyone or everyone will know im corrupt"

"so can we forge evidene" said klavier

"no we find the truth and i believe the truth lies hidden in that forge guy who prosecuted"

"how u know"

"cause ive thought about it for a while and i realized forge sounds a lot like FORGERY"

"WOAHHH SHIT" yelled klavyan "yeah hes gotta be the mestermind, who is he"

"he is" said edgeworth but before he could fish THE WINDOW BROKE DOWN

"AHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT LAWYERS" kristoph flew in holding onto his flying pet devil laughing and he waved his hand and turned klavier and edgeworth into hobos and den de devil ate edgeworth and they flew out

"AHGHH HES DEAD" shouted klavier "what we gonna do"

"LETS GO CHASE KRIOSOPH" shouted daryan who was still a detective

they ran out and as daryans dick bounced around ema passed and she saw it and she ran over to them

"umm yes hi daryan i mean and klavier so daryan um" said ema who secretly liked him but klaver interupted

"DIS IS NO TIME, WE HAVE TO FIND HERR KRISTOPH" shouted klavier and he grab them both into the car

he threw them into the back seat and ema started sexually harrassing daryan but klavier kept driving. he was getting close to the devil when he noticed there was someone else in the car

it was apollo!

"ohai herr forhead" said klavier "u here to kill gavin too"

"yeah" said apollo and he put his gun to klaviers head "hey klavier"

"wat"

"gess wat"

"i just did"

"im killin u"

"WAIT WAT" shouted klaver daryan and ema all at once because this is shocking reveal!

TO BE CONTINUED