APOLLO JUSTICE ACE HOBO

CHAPTER 1

FORGED EVIDENCE

one day apollo justice was defending trucy in court

"the court is in session for the trial of apollo justice"

"hey who is that" said apollo to the prosecutor and then the prosecutor took of his mask and he gasp for breath

"i am known across the land as forge" said forge "prosecutor forge"

"ayyy bro u dont forge here" said udgey

"no, forge" said forge "forge is my name"

"ok but whats ur last name"

"forge"

"first name den"

"forge"

"ok mr forge forge make ur opening testimony"

"gladly" said forge "miss trucy wright confesses to murder"

"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "that confession is forged ur honor"

"mr justice dis is no time for shitty jokes call the witness" said judge

"ok i call the witness but it will take a while recess pls" said forge

"ur honor its been 30 seconds we-" said apollo

"ok recess is now" said judge and he ran outside exitedly

===AT THE LOBBY===

"lol magic" said trucy like dat weerd series

"trucy did u confess" said apollo

"no" said trucy

"ok i knew that guy got his name for a reason hey give me a signed testimony that u didnt confess"

trucy gave apollo a note saying

i trucy wright did not confes that forge guys talking shit

trucy wright

"ok thank" said apollo

===BACK IN THE TRIAL

"ah yes yes yes yes" said the gallery

so the judge came back and did the gavel of silence

"so mr forge u got ur evidence"

"no" said forge

"what i gave u 50 minutes"

"i was preparing a WITNESS u old dumb man"

"oh oops ok call him in"

the witness came in

"hi i am a wrighter" said iamawrighter

===WITNESS TESTIMONY===

"i heard trucy confess to the crime"

"OBJECITON" shouted apollo and he presented trucys note "AS YOU CAN SEE TRUCY DID NOT CONFESS"

"let me see that" said udgey and he read it "O HOLY MOTHER ITS TRUE"

"ah yes yes yes yes yes yes" the galery got excited so he gavel

"ha ha ha ha" laughed forge "i have u now"

"wat" said apollo

"ur honor compare the signatures between the cofession and nonconfession" said forge "and also this document from the magic turnabout"

"oh ok but whYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" screamed judge "MR JUSTICE"

"what WHAT" shouted apollo

"look the signatures on 6-2 contract and confession are exactly same but the not confession signature is SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT" said forge

"DID U FORGE THIS MR JUSTICE"

"no he didnt u stupid fucks" said trucy

"ha of course he didnt ur the defendant go die" said forge

"BUT SHE CONFESSED UR CASE SAYS" shouted apollo

"shes also ur sister so she dont want u to suffer" said forge

"SH- wait WHAT?!"

"i declare apollo justice GUILTY" said judge and the doors slammed shut

===AFTER THE TRIAL AT THE WRITE ANYTHING AGENCY===

it was renamed write cause apollo wasnt a lawyer any more so they started writing

they got visited by iamawrighter lookin for a job but they said no

"fuck this shitty tits stuff crap" said apollo "i lost my badge what will we do"

he went to phoenix who was sleeping

"shit man u didnt tell me trucy was my sister"

"oh yea lol" said phoenix

"well wat are we gonna do?"

"well" said phoenix wright the attorney "we could start by trying to get trucy out of prison"

"BUT IM HOBO NOW, I CANT DEFEND IN COURT"

"why"

"i dont have a badge"

"ha ha ha right" said phoenix "o well no need to take risks i can defend"

but then phoenix got a phone call

"AH NO I GOTTA GO BACK TO KURAIN"

"wat why"

"MAYA GOT ARRESTED AGAIN"

(this is set in the krazy kurain adventures 1 universe kka2 is an AU to most fics)

he ran to call a cab and got cabbed to kurain

"fuuuuck" said apollo "well now theres just me"

he tried to think but he then realized he needed to get money for the agency

so he went down to the wine cellar to get grape juice and started planning what to do

"what can i do to make money before being an ace hobo" said apollo

he pondered this important question

"i know ill become a writer" said apollo and he started working on his first masterpiece "phoenix wright turnabout hat"

TO BE CONTINUED