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Chapter 2: The Second Chapter: The Coffeening
So like after the first part, Dhurke was chillaxin relaxin with his not-date Mia when suddenly GODOT JUMPS OUT OF THE SPIRIT BUSHES!
"Hold it right there u filthy Khura'in weeb!" Yelled Godot. Dhurke, who was not a Khura'in weeb, was very offended, and said "fuk u mask boy." Which made Godot VERY offended. So he jumped Dhurke, but Dhurke dodged and managed to knock off Godot's spirit mask triggering Vietnam-like flashbacks to 3-5, when paralyzed him for 4 turns. But as Dhurke was going in for the pile driver, Godot got up and with his spirit power summoned spirit coffee and was about to scald Dhurke's face when Phoenix Wright, who had just come from Arstotzka to get to the spirit world, JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE COFFEE AND GOT BAD SCALDS ON HIS FACE, which left Godot vulnerable, so Dhurke punching him in the fucking face and left with Mia.