PHOENIX WRIGHT VS SANTA CLAUS 3

11:00PM

DANCER

it was lucky that santa conveniently wrote dancers name on dashers ass so hed remember

"wait u checked his ass" said phoenix

"for a justified reason" said santa

they were on the road in phoenixs car searching for dancer when dasher started making noise and pointing at a large building near them

"hmm maybe hes in there" said phoenix

"dasher never lies, lets go see" said santa and they got out of the car leaving dasher in the back seat

they went to the entrance but the guy was like

"nope show ur tickets or get outta here"

"wat are they, we just wanna find dancer"

"well we got lotsa dancers, an u can see them if u get tickets"

"ugh fine, how much they cost"

"they cost sold out"

"WHAT" shouted phoenix "OBJECTION"

"if ur expecting a bubble to come out it wont" said the guy in black (but he wasnt guy in black, just a guard) "now go play santa somewhere else kid"

he picked them up and threw em away

"damn" said santa "what do we do"

"he asked us for tickets, meaning not everyone whos bought ticket has gone in yet"

"hmmmmm i no wat ur thinkin and this is naughty buuuut if it saves christmas..."

they hid in the bush and waited until some tall rich lady and her short fat skrub man came walking toward the place, but then phoenix and santa grab them both and grab their tickets and stole their clothes but they had dog who was biting their asses

"HO HO HOOOOOW" shouted santa in pain trying to beat the dog off so phoenix killed it

they left them in the bush and got in their clothes and went back to the guard

"tickets"

"here"

they gave em the tickets and the door opened but the guard PUNCHED THEM IN THE FACE

"LIES! WE HEARD THE NOISE, PHOENIX WRIGHT"

"NOOOOO THEY SAW THROUGH US" shouted santa

"also we recognize ur friend, his clothes are too small for his fatness" said black "UR UNDER ARREST"

but phoenix objected and this time the guard got blown away

they ran into the place and there was music and lights and food

"ho ho..." santa walked to the food and there was noone there so he ate the hamburgers

"santa get away from there" said phoenix but he got fatter and his clothes ripped off him

"EW EW EWWW" phoenix looked away and threw some normal clothes at him that were his size (his NEW size) and he put them on

they walked into the next room and saw a big stage with lots a ballet dancers and in the middle was a reindeer dancing with them

"its dancer" said santa "wtf, why does this world have so much reindeer labor"

"idk, but we gotta get him out of there" said phoenix

"NUUUUU" shouted a woman who ran to them "NU, NU, NUUU! YU CANT STEAL MY PWUSHIS DANCER FROM MWI! OR AR YU TEEVES?"

"NO NO, WELL TAKE HIM BACK LEGALLY, IM A LAWYER" shouted phoenix

"well" said the woman "ill only give yu mwi pweshis dancer... if u beat me in DANCE!"

"oh no" said phoenix cause he sucked at dance and santa was fat

===DANCE===

phoenix walked out onto the stage and everyone laughed at him cause he was man in a dress

the music started and he tried dancing with moves he learned from santa but everyone laughed cause they were fat man dance moves

and then the woman came out and danced like a professional and everyone cheered as more dancers came on stage and danced

phoenix was about to run away in shame when dancer sneaked to him and gave him dancing power

AND HE JUMPED ONTO THE STAGE KICKING ALL THE DANCERS AWAY AND DANCED PROPERLY, LIKE SOMEONE WORTH LOOKING AT, AND EVERYONE WAS AMAZED BY HOW GREAT HIS DANCING WAS AND CHERED HARD

"WHUUUUUUT" shouted the woman "nu nu NU, i am PURFECT, i cannot lost to MAN"

but everyone was chantin phoenixs name so he won

"NUUUUUU" screamed woman "U WILL NOT TAKE MWI PWESHIS DANCER SO EASILY!"

and he called all her dancers back and they surrounded her as the spinned in circles to shield her

they approach phoenix and shooted ballet shoes at him they hurt

so pheenix wistled to dasher who was in car and a bunch of reindeer dashed at the dancers pushing them all away so he cud run at woman and hit er in the face

so teh dancers came back and gave TEMSELFS sheelds so dashers minions couldnt push them

"dammit" shouted phoenix

"ha ha ha, get off teh stage u DIRT" shouted woman "my dancing is perfection and urs is NOT"

"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix and he danced to the cameras and presented the footage that showed phoenix dancingly descend onto them

"AS U CAN SEE WITH THIS FOOTAGE IM AN ACE DANCER"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH" shreeked woman and the dancers danced away off the stage with hurt ears at this great contradiction

"ha" laughed phoenix

woman tried to throw a bomb at phenix but he caught it and turned it off and put it in his pocket and he jump at her kikkin her in teh face and she fell on teh floor an he spun around on her body an she span off teh stage and santa ran at her and fell on her and he was so heavy he killed her

"oops" said santa and everyone called the police

but before they could come they grabbed dancer and ran out and drove away

"great im a criminal again" said phoenix

TO BE CONTINUED