PHOENIX WRIGHT VS SANTA CLAUS

TURNABOUT CHRISTMAS

9:00PM

SANTA

"HOOOO HOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" the world shouted as santa claus was comin to town

"FLY DASHER AND UHHHHHH HEY DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT GUYS HES THE EASIEST TO REMEMBER" shouted santa claus flying in his sleigh cause the other raindear were glaring at him for not saying his name and they started shaking the slay except dasher cause hes the easiest to remember

"HOOOOO WOOOOAHHHHHH STOPPIT GUYS OR NO CARROTSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" he fell off the sleigh and then a mysterious person who was controlling the reindeers minds jumped onto the sleigh and made em all fly in different places and ten rudolph was left to fly him to this dark castle on these black clouds of evil and it had the guys face on the front because evil villin but noone cud see whos face it was, WHO COULD IT BEEEEEEEEEEEE?

meanwhile phoenix wright was in bed trying to sleep through all teh bois and grils singing shitty christmas songs

"uhghhhhh i hate the kids this time of year" said scrooge wright and he loaded up his shotgun and fired at the kids

"HA HA HA, MARY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS"

everyone was screaming as they ran for cover from the mysterious mad phoenix at the wright anything agency

"HO HO HO" he yelled at them and he shot the balloon santa claus and it blew up "SANTA ISNT REAL"

"hoooo?"

PHOENIX TURNED AROUND IN HORROR AS FATASS RED MAN COVERED IN DUST CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE CHIMNEY

"WHO ARE YOU"

"ho ho ho, mary christmas- WAITAMINUTE! UR THAT GUY WHO WAS FIRING AT THOSE KIDS"

"NO I WASNT"

"YES U WERE, I CAN TELL CAUSE U HAVE A RECENTLY FIRED SHOTGUN IN UR HANDS"

"AAAAAAH" shouted phoenix hiding it behind his back "IM SORRY DONT REPORT ME TO GUMSHOE, IVE ALREADY BEEN TRIED TO GET ARRESTED BY THE POLICE LAST WEEK"

"no no ho, im gonna put u on the naughty list. congratulations fukboy there were only 12 hours left til christmas and u blew it"

"whatever, i dont beleev in christmas, GEEEDOOOOOOUUUU-"

"HO HO HO-LD IT" shouted santa "mah boi, u must be MAD! to not beleev in such a joyous time of year, wen all teh bois and grils gather beneet the christmas trees and sing beautiful songs about me..."

"HAOW HAOW HAOW ITS A GRATEST TIME A YAER, TANKS TA SATTA CLAUS" sang the shitty 3 year olds outside and phoenix tried not to die from cringe

"its PERFECTION! how can u not have fun"

"because i dont even get vacation on these days, u shud hear about that time i had to defend edgeworth on CHRISTMAS, can u believe it?"

"wow this edgeworth must be a dick making u work on christmas, i put him on the naughty list" said santa putting edgy on the naughty list "but anyway mah boi, christmas is time of happynes, come, let us go together on a ride to make u change" and he whistled and they were on the roof

but no reindeer came

"oh i forgot, they betrayed me and dropped me into your home, hey do you have a phone?"

but phoenix was staring at santa in what seemed to be shock but then he was like

"eh thats nothin, ive been to different worlds through portals and battled shadow army before" said phoenix "ok santa i guess ur real, but where are ur reindeer?"

"gimme ur phone"

"THIEF"

so santa grabed phoenix and took his phone out of his pocket

"hello, dasher, u there pal?" said santa "yea im callin u cause i remember ur name, where are u mah boi?"

there was long silence

"oh ok, hey phoenix u know where the los angeles race track is?"

"yea, i can bring u"

"ok, be rite there dasher" said santa "wait whos that human i hear"

but there was no response so santa ended the call and gave phoenix back his phone

"ok mr nick, lets get in the car" and he whistled to teleport them into the car but they went nowhere

"uhhhhhh" said phoenix "i dont have a car"

santa stared in shock and he wiped phoenixs name off the naughty list

"mary christmas" said santa as a car appeared on the ground below them

TO BE CONTINUED