DLC CASE

TURNABOUT TIME TRAVEL

DAY 2 TRIAL

the trial is beginning

so phonox right and bouto suani were in the defenders lobby (kek wy do theye ven have that anyway)

jesus came up to dem

"phoenix you ar trying to save a murderer dat is unforgivettable sin" jesus fingered phetix

"you didnt kill him jesus" said pheonix

"YES I DID" shouted jesus "GO SUCK SATANS DICK" he turn and went to prosecution lobby

"OBJECTION" shouted pheonix "why are you going there"

jesus didnt stop

"crap" said phenix

"we better be careful photix" said bokutio

"right" said right and they went into the courtroom

THE DOORS OPENED

DAY 2 - COURT IS IN SESION

ALL RAISE

"court is in session" said kudgey

"i am ready you honor" said phenix

"i am also ready" said prosecutor nayuta

"gooooood" said kurane judge who is kudgey "now defendant is our dear detective jesus?!"

"yes my child" said jesus "i commited horrible sin and i am sorry i must pay"

"dont worry jesus" said nayuta "ill make sure you get a thosand years in prison"

"thank you my child the father loves you" said jesus "UNLIKE PHOTIX!"

"did you here dat" shouted bokuto "he hates us!"

"comon jesus cant we negotate this"

"NO" shouted jesus "NOW PLS DEFEND ME SO YU CAN GET THE CHAIR!"

"gladly" said phoenix he refused to see his friend go to prison

"ok" said kudgey banning his gavel from the court "please make your opened states of america nayuta"

nayuta did his weird hand thing at lite speed

"ok honor a few months ago phoenix wright proved jesus christ murdered mima waurhoto and framed bokuto sunami who was prosecuted by king gaspen payne rip him btw but then janet hsu interupt the trial telling us to cancel trial because localization was cancel but it was actually dowolf in disguise THE END"

"i see" said kudgey "but um why we trialing him now"

"because my child" said jesus "i confess"

"oh ok" said kudgey

"now" said nayuta "i call the detective to the stand"

detective jesus came to stand

"WTF" shouted phenix "WHY AR YU DETECTIVE"

"i hav to punish myself" said jesus

"BUT WHERES GUMSHOE"

"hes at crime scene looking for clues"

"please testify" said nayuta

"alright my child"

WITNESS TESTIMONY

jesus took out his broken gutar and try to play it

"i-am-DE-mur-der-eerrrr"

"i-hit-HIM-with-blue-rel-iiiccc"

"he-then-PASS-out-with-his-bloood"

"ev-i-DENCE-is-blue-rel-iiiic"

"alright" said kudgey "ok mr criminal cross examine him"

CROSS EXAMINATION

"i-am-DE-mur-der-eerrrr"

"i-hit-HIM-with-blue-rel-iiiccc"

"HOLD IT" shouted phenix "what is this relic"

"its the box thing in newspaper" jesus pointed at the black and white photo

"that-is-what...i-STRUCK-with!"

"and-i-am...so-SORR-YYYYYYYY!"

everyone applauded jesus perfomance and he continued

"he-then-PASS-out-with-his-bloood"

"ev-i-DENCE-is-blue-rel-iiiic"

"OBJECTION" shotued phoenix "so you murdered man with this box huh"

jesus nodded

"that-is... CORR-ECT!"

phoenix shook his head

"jesus its not right to lie" said phoenix and he pointed "THE MURDER WEAPON WAS GREEN"

"WH-WAAAT" shotued jesus

"SATORA" shouted nayuta "foolish attorney... what it matter"

"it matters because JESUS DIDNT SEE WEAPON SO HE CUDNT KNOW COLOR"

"BULLSHIT" shouted nayuta "ITS IN NEWSPAPER"

"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "THE PHOTO IS BLACK ON WHITE"

"SHIIIT" shouted nayuta

kudgey gaveled

"ok now what should we bring in ray- er leifa"

"no" said nayuta "victim didnt see jesus last trial so its no use instead i call witness to stand"

"alright" said kudgey "call em in"

"OBJECTION" shouted pheonix "why didnt this person come during bokutos trial"

"BECUASE" shouted nayuta throwing a butterfly at photix "im calling BOKUTO SUANI to to stand!"

"WHOOOOO" shouted phenix and the BUTTERFLY FLEW OFF HIS FACE AND ONTO NAYUTAS hand because hes a gentle man unlike photix

"i refuse" shouted bokuto "i pleed the fifth!"

"so you murder" said nayta

"SHIT" shouted bokuto "fine"

bokto went to stand

"IM SORRY JESUS"

"its ok my child you are doing the right thing" said jesus and he took out broken guitar

"doooo you see... phoe niiiix"

"boooo ku to... is riiiiiight"

"caaant you do... the saaaaame"

"yooour such a... dark maaaaaan"

more applause

WITNESS TESTIMONY

"i... I DIDNT SEE JESUS"

"if i did i would have said in my trial"

"that wh-"

"OBJECTION"

jesus ran over

"my child you are LYING"

"WAAA" cried bokuto

"tll the truth my child so the culprit can be put away"

"OK OK" cried bokuto

WITNESS TESTIMONY

"OK OK OK I SAW HIM"

"i didnt see his face but he had kurain simbol and big guitar"

"he struck wariho with blue thing"

"OBJECTION" shouted pheonix "but the weapon was GREEN! IS EVRYONE COLORBLIND TODAY?"

"but pheonix" shouted bokuto "it was blue"

"hmmm" said phenix "damn two people say its blu"

"so i gess jesus DID see wepon"

"SHIT" shouted phonix "(dammit better tink this true)"

phenix slam the desk

"murder wepon was green... witnesses saw blue. dis can only mean one ting"

and phoenix pointed at nayuta because it turns out he was wrong

"THE MURDER AND THE ATTACK WERE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS"

"WHAAAAT" shoute nayuta

"yeah the reason jesus beleeves he kill victim is because HE HIT HIM WITH BLUE RELIC"

"OBJECTON" shouted nayuta sweating "but but then hed die right"

"OBJECTION" shouted phenix "BOKUTO SAW HIM HIT WITH BLUE RELIC! BUT WE KNOW FROM WATER MIRROR THAT HE DIED TO GREEN RELIC!"

"SHIT" shouted nayuta

"god damn that attorney" said kurainese

"is he really gonna get a man whos confessed off hook too" said kurainese

"give him the chair" said kurainese

"localize dgs capcpom" said circlejerkese

kudgey gaveled

"well dis is weird" said kudgey "because there arnt any blue relics in temple"

"WHAT" shouted phenix

kudgey shook his head

"you are wrong phenix"

"BUT I SAW IT" shouted bokuto "I DID I DID"

"hmmmm..." phenix thought "ill have to prove it to you"

phenix went back to cross examination

"OK OK OK I SAW HIM"

"i didnt see his face but he had kurain simbol and big guitar"

"HOLD IT" shouted phenix "what kurain simbol"

"the ting that looks like a w wit an r in it."

"i dont see it"

"HEY yur right where is it" aksed bokuto

nayuta shook his head

"its at the back"

"huh" said bokuto

"the symbol he mention is on jesuss back"

"...OBJECTION" shouted phonix

"what now"

"so bokuto saw the symbol on his back"

"yeah"

"whend you see it"

"when he was striking" said bokuto

phonix slam desk

"well dats clearly contradictiony with THE WATER MIRROR"

nayuta shook in payne

"WAT"

phenix took out document and point at part about the vision

"as yu can see bokuto and vicitm wer looking at each other before he died AND THEN HE WAS STRUCK FROM BEHIND!"

"GAAAAASP"

phoenix turned and pointed at nayuta

"ARE YOU SAYING JESUS STRUCK DE VICTIM WIT HIS BACK TURNED TO HIM?!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted nayuta

"heres wat must have happened" shouted phenix "jesus STRUCK the victim and he hit floor. bokuto saw this from hall and when he left he ran to check the victim. wario woke up and saw him AND THEN ANOTHER PERSON CAME AND KILLED HIM"

"SATRA" shouted nayuta "YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT WASNT JESUS"

"YOU HAVE NO PROOF IT WAS JESUS!" the blue lines sped past his face

"DAMMIT" shotued nayuta

"ummmm what should we do" said kudgey

"extend the trial" said nayuta "we must investigate this first hit and also this misterious blue relic"

"ok" said kudgey "court is ajurned for today"

GAVEL!

TO BE CONTUNUED